Graffiti everywhere you go! Literally!!!
Identifying as female comes with a free opt-out from defecation, don’t you know?
No shit?
None
That’s true. Ladies neither poop nor shit
That must be why they are so full of it.
There’s some videos I can’t send you links.
I don’t want these videos anyway
None of us did, I got accused with it way back at a LAN party, were we all still had CRT screens. Never saw it again, but it’s still burned into my memory.
Wow… an actual shitpost
Omg dude that made me cackle
She’s bald! She’s black!!!
And then after you’re done messing around, get yourself a REAL Jersey Flirt Who Hershey Squirts and finally settle down.
What the fuck did I just read…
Wow… I’ve lived such a sheltered life with continent partners…
I was fucking a girl in the ass once and a hard chunk of shit fell onto the floor.
I had no idea what to do, and I kind of panicked and just kind of kicked it under her bed and kept going. I figured that was the best possible outcome for all involved.
We weren’t together for that long. I do wonder when or if she found it.
age old question
to throw the bedding away or to risk a surprise next time your put clothes on
If a wedding ring draws the ladies, just try to imagine what the scent of a competitive female’s scat must do. It’s basic math?
Did I stutter or…?
My recommendation: be a girl that shits.
Poop like you mean it!
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.
