Well, first of all, the ring makes you invisible
Would it also make the leash invisible, because it’s attached to the chicken? If so, would it also make Frodo invisible because he is holding the leash?
This sounds like a clip from a LOTR × Ghostbusters crossover. They try using a trap but the One Ring upgrades the trap to catch almost any spirit or demon, including Balrogs, tempting the Ghostbusters to use it to capture Sauron, which, of course, is pure folly.
why dont they render the ring unusable by putting it on a larger metal ring
put the larger ring on gollum as a fancy bdsm slave collar and throw the whole happy and docile sub gollum off an eagle into mount doom
edit: how to put the ring over gollums head? idk weld it together once he wears it
Onligatory “why not use the eagles” debate incoming
if eagles are out for lore reasons, a trebuchet with gollum payload works too
Sam would make an excellent chicken sandwich with this Lembas bread.
Kite-Man: Hell Yeah. The Anti-Life Equation infects a chicken, and it proceeds to murder a lot of people.
It finds a way.
Something a little like this:
You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.
And what dino (deinos) stands for.
Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
how could it work?
whoever carries the chicken will be tempted by the ring and will likely kill the chicken in a fit of weakness
Yeah, Boromir was tempted by the ring just by proximity. Nevermind, how a person plans to make a chicken cooperate with heading into a blasted hellscape and up a volcano.
If that’s the “plan”, the smarter version is to just drag it in a bag behind you.
they could have forged the ring into a chain. not like an necklace, like using the ring as a chain link, make I’m mithril, people might still be tempted to use it, but no one could wear it.
my guy, smeagol was living in a cave because of the ring… i don’t think the ring connected to a chain link will change a thing, especailly if it’s wearable lol.
no, but it would help a bit
Didn’t the ring adjust the size so the bearer could wear it though?
I’m imagining a Hula hoop size so it’ll go around your waste now
Do it Canadian style, with a Cobra Chicken.
There wouldn’t be anything else alive after that for sure.
