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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·14 小时前You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 小时前They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs. And what dino (deinos) stands for.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·13 小时前Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down3·13 小时前They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
minus-squarestray@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 小时前When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 小时前“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
minus-squaresqgl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 小时前Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.
You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.
They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.
And what dino (deinos) stands for.
Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.
They’re also tasty. I’m sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn’t have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.
When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.
“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”
Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.