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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • merc@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Are people also using eggplants improperly? And, you’re proud to never have said thank you?

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      22 hours ago

      I don’t use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

      I don’t grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

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        18 hours ago

        You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.

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          16 hours ago

          🤡 🖕

          this means I’m sorry if it is clear enough.

          • merc@sh.itjust.works
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            Hmm, very childish.

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              well if you’re going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.

              seriously, just do it

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                And you insist you’re an adult.

                • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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                  you realize I’ve known you’re trolling me, but is it a troll if I’m trolling you to troll me?

                  either way I can waste your time all day.

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