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minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·2 days agoJust for reference, Pythons don’t bite.
minus-squareDestide@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-22 days agoYeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 days agoYes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-22 days agoIn the feels? A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day ago(Right next to the pee)
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoTo be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoBut I don’t love pythons!
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoIs that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agothat what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoThey’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.
Just for reference, Pythons don’t bite.
Yeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch
Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
In the feels?
Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
Feels are stored in the balls.
(Right next to the pee)
He definitely feels it.
To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
But I don’t love pythons!
Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
that what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…
They’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.
I bet you can’t.