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minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-22 天前Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-22 天前In the feels? A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 天前To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 天前But I don’t love pythons!
minus-squareMadMadBunny@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 天前Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 天前I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?
Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.
In the feels?
Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!
Feels are stored in the balls.
(Right next to the pee)
He definitely feels it.
To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.
But I don’t love pythons!
Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?