Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.
Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-
Lower your entire pants to the floor.
Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but
Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).
Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.
Separate your thighs such that you can
Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.
Proceed to urinate.
Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.
This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.
You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.
I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.
That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.
Lose some weight. I’m well endowed and have only ever had an issue of “where penis go” when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.
Might also be a grower vs shower thing too, but your experience is not anywhere as common as you think.
Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
So there’s this really cool trick:
Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.
Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-
Lower your entire pants to the floor.
Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but
Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).
Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.
Separate your thighs such that you can
Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.
Proceed to urinate.
Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.
This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.
Hope this helps!
You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.
I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.
How do you poop? Do you hold your dick up?
Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me
But then, wouldn’t it flop tothe floor? It makes no sense!
That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.
Lose some weight. I’m well endowed and have only ever had an issue of “where penis go” when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.
Might also be a grower vs shower thing too, but your experience is not anywhere as common as you think.
You forgot to state that the lid should be up
Now I’ve got piss everywhere
Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
You forgot the most important step:
Usually why I stand.