A man charged with assault for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent calls it an act of protest. Prosecutors are trying to prove that it was a federal crime.
  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    9 小时前

    Assault with a deli weapon

    ::: spoiler

    I blatantly stole this one from another user that I can’t find or link to, but thanks for the great pun, fellow lemming.