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pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    Not being a huge dick is a low bar that way too many people don’t clear.

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      The rules for me to like you are quite simple:

      • having a huge dick is optional
      • not being one isn’t
      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Is having a huge dick optional, tho?

        Like how do I opt in?

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          Tiny check box during character creation, most people miss it

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            most people miss it

            Well… shit. Can I reroll?

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              Yeah, but only through microtransactions.

              And sometimes they botch it.

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              Rerolling is a feature exclusive to certain religions

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          well first you buy some flour, then some rubber bands, then some magnum condoms

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            Flour?

            • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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              it goes inside the condom

              • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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                I see…

        • fonix232@fedia.io
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          No, not like that.

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        IMO if we’re talking about sexual compatibility, a huge dick is a detriment. Everything over “a bit larger than average” is literally a pain in the ass - you can make it work with some effort, but if the dick was just average-sized you wouldn’t need to put in any additional effort in the first place. Though of course, some people also have larger-than-average holes. And some big dick havers are pure bottoms, anyway.

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          I like a challenge.

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            Well, I’ve got one for you…

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              Not THAT much of a challenge tyvm.

              Let’s just stick with dicks.

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          some people also have larger-than-average holes

          Like sleeve of wizard.

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