“So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”
Way better as an npc. There is no man straight enough to straighten out a campaign with daily Armpits Esquire. She’s the cherry on the top of the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae
“So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”
Obligatory link to the song.
This was wonderful, thanks for sharing The Bard in Gree… A- Are you a kobold or three, perhaps?
There are actually a few versions of this song by different YouTube’s. This one’s my favorite, but I’m biased (JoCat is great)
If you’re wondering how it is that I sing three part harmony…
I’d never heard this before, but I adore the tiny tinge* of chicanery the singer adds to every line!
Okay but Armpits Esquire has the kind of whimsy I love best.
Way better as an npc. There is no man straight enough to straighten out a campaign with daily Armpits Esquire. She’s the cherry on the top of the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae