I’m still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

…nailed down or on fire is fine.

Think if it as a moral cancer.

I didn’t know that! Thanks!

Speak for yourself!

…I haven’t read the book yet.

I do want to warn you it hits hard. The album hits hard and the visuals really twist the knife.

I’m allergic to corn, so I don’t know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I’d consider not eating it again.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last… so I’m struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There’s a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that’s what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

Stoked to be part of the answering force!

Moissanite is the absolute best.

Having two people’s heads that close while trying to lick the same thing is entirely about fantasy and not at all about comfort.

I’m often on here telling stories if how evil my mother was, and now I know I can skip all the tedious rehashing of her many evil acts and just tell people she made tea by putting the tea bag in a mug of water and microwaving the whole thing.

No, that’s what people online are calling the guy who shot the CEO.

I left the instance because one of the mods was defending the decision to remove people discussing the Adjuster and said it was for God to judge.

I drew the line personally at someone using their religion to justify moderation.

I’m not guessing nothin.

Make an assessment.

I do the same.

“Here’s my thoughts. But since the consequences of your decisions are yours, make sure you want to listen to me.”