thank you for your attention
Need to get my girl some of these.
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
forget about your girl. you don’t control her, get them for yourself
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn’t feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
What do you carry in there?
Tater tots
Tina!
Pizza bites
No thanks, I don’t want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
Just tie it around your waist
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
You’re missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Easy there, Louis CK.
Because I work at a preschool.
Username … checks out?
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
You need to go to better parks.
:(
I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Yeah, any tiny men’s shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it’s not conducive to a good workout.
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn’t follow.
look i don’t kink shame you
Gyroscopic run stabilization
I want to see them. 👀
More men need to show ass
I need to find one first
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
ooooooh that little bump, right
Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
Talk about low hanging fruit
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-widebe the change you want to see in the world
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
Why?
why not?
The first one shows off legs and butt better
Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
Worst of both worlds.
Are you forgetting about jorts?
It’s all situational. A skirt is better than both if you’re not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I’d rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
But what about a skort?
True
This is more a “how-to” post.
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
