I’m on the other list of Undesirable Sea-Beans of Florida

Red Hamburguer

Brown Hamburguer

The two types of Floridans

Explaining sea-beans to an american: imagine a Brown Hamburger.

I am a sea heart bean. Common and average.

Not a fan of “Brown Nickerbean.” I’m reading “knikker” is the dutch word for marble though, so this may just be an unfortunate name

are they edible

what if bean was a burger

I like to think of myself as a yellow nickerbean, but I often wonder if I’m really just a gray nickerbean.

When I was in high school I spent a week on a boy scout trip to an undeveloped island in the keys and learned about these, I wanted so badly to bring back a sea heart for my girlfriend that I spent several hours on multiple days digging through mounds of washed up sargassum, which smells exceptionally awful. All I found were fucking burger beans.