Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
Ferreal. “Thief” is a slur, not a class.
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
Luigi’s legal team needs to use this defense.
I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!
Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining… Instead, this guy’s got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.
Nah. The only way he’s an assassin is if we’re talking about how much he’s gonna slay when he’s out.
That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪
Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:
> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another’s property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)
Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.
And OP didn’t actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.
So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
Rogue because of sneak attack and cunning action.
Social Justice Glass Canon
As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.
Sounds like an appropriate build for taking out Flock cameras and Stingrays.
The mental image of critical hitting one with a lightning enchanted arrow excites me in many ways.
Hm, EMP arrowheads, as a SJ
engineersmith I should get on that.
People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
Those are Social Justice Alchemists, I think.
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It’s the little things.
It’s always the little things.
Social justice bard here.
Yes you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF37x2w_IR0
Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please? 😅🤷🏼♂️
I’d have to hire a troll farm..
Social justice bard singing protest songs
Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
Punk bands too. Jello Biafra, Henry Rollins, and Tom Morello are certainly social justice bards.
@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I’m a social justice commoner with an acolyte background
I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke
classless
Proletariat
That’s the joke, say it again for the cheap seats!
Thank you for your service.
Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.
How’s your Slay Gerrymander writing going?
I’m feeling very behind and hope someone else is scaffolding that too.
We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich
That’s basically the cult of Eserion
Does seeding torrents count
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