For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)
For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)
That is the type of burn that requires a broom and dust pan instead of a cream.
In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said “you owe me 5€.”
So, do you have any relatives that would want to work for 2$ per hour to assemble 2 baseball caps with good quality per hour?
If so, I think i have a buisness plan.
he’s not chosing to lose, he is a one trick pony, and his trick doesn’t work against his current opponent.
The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.
your username shines in a new light after reading this.
we need some people, either hacking or inside job, setting the temperature in all conference rooms used by any politicians worldwide 2.5 degrees C higher than normal.
I have upgraded my autistic food game and now eat 3 different same foods all the time.
what is this? good news monday?
This is true, but also, this is weird, right?
idk … adhd maybe?
Harder than expected. B, would be my #1.
But they are monsters, so probably D
Hey! Same-setup-high-five! (only without all the microsoft, but i’m not kink-shaming.)
hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.
this is a mastodon post, part of the same “network” as lemmy instances. Should it not be possible to have this kind of post as an actual post instad of a screenshot?