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  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    10 hours ago

    An Ulster Scots one:

    “Ballymena mawn went uptae glens in Canadae yin dae”

    “An he saa tae yer man in the pub: What’s that thaer on tha wall?”

    "An the publickan saa “Why, That’s a moose”

    "Ballymena man saa: “Aye? That a moose? Sure, if thats a moose then yer cats must be wile big!” "

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      6 hours ago

      As a Canadian in Scotland, this is the number one joke I’m told by Scots. Closely followed by the statement “I’ve a (cousin/sister/brother/uncle/auntie etc) in Canada.” I swear, it’s probably 1 in 3 Scots with family in Canada.