Peanuts end up in everything because they’re very cheap, not because they’re that good.
Peanut butter is … fine. That’s all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it’s best, and then only rarely. Reese’s is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.
Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.
This is so undeniably, objectively true.
Peanuts end up in everything because they’re very cheap, not because they’re that good.
Peanut butter is … fine. That’s all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it’s best, and then only rarely. Reese’s is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.
Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.
It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.
proceeds to provide personal opinion
“Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means
It is an objective truth of our reality, not subject to opinion or reasonable discussion, that peanuts are subpar on average and average at best.
And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!
The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in its tentacular grasp.
W R O N G
Get out.
Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.
You sir are worse than hitler.
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.