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You’re just some common bitch!

She is probably bisexual. Just saying.

This is such bullshit. I got my green card through my spouse, thankfully years ago. So this would have affected me if I still didn’t have it. I would have to leave the country - despite having a son who is an American citizen - and go through a lengthy process to apply and come back. So cruel.

To add on to that, I would have to go back to my country of origin, Russia, where I would certainly be arrested for my political views and for donating to Ukraine.

Well, there is something in the Bible about abortion… it says to give an abortifacient to women suspected of cheating on their husbands. If she miscarried, means she was cheating. If that’s not fucked up, I don’t know what is.

This is great news! I hope one day my loan can get canceled too. I’d really like that $400/month back in my pocket.

Yeah, about that… a lot of people in the Millennial and Gen z generations may not be able to ever retire.

I’m not goth, but my husband treats me like Gomez treats Morticia. Can confirm that a lot of sex happens. So, like, do it.

Oooh, I like that! I hope you find the motivation and the time to knit it!

Perhaps 😭🤣

Not at all - I actually didn’t know for whom I was making the scarf at first. Then it called to me that it belonged to this friend. I went to meet her, and she was wearing the purple overalls. We both gasped at how well it fit with the scarf. It was one of those serendipitous moments!

You should put them on Spotify and find out. Cause I’m pretty sure you are right.

That’s why I post pictures of opossums, bats, and raccoons…

Omg, thank you. That’s like the best compliment for a knitted, lol. You just made my day!

The pattern is free, so here it is. It’s actually pretty easy to make, I hope your friends make you one!

Thank you! It’s Lady Godiva by Handmaiden. Beautiful wool/silk blend.

Thanks!

Thank you!

Thank you!