I don’t know how people take shitposts seriously. Do we have way too many literal thinkers on Lemmy?

Good eyes, you are right!

It’s certified GRS (Global Recycled Standard), which means it’s at least 20% recycled material. TIL…

Art by Anna-Maria Jung.

If we are thinking of the same guy, he had a green card but forgot to file some obscure form at some point. And was detained at his naturalization hearing, aka when trying to become a citizen. He absolutely had the papers he needed, he had the permanent resident card, and there was never any communication about the missing form.

SUMMERTIME BE LIKE…

https://www.allure.com/story/viral-perineum-sunning-post-dermatologists-warning

For me, it’s perimenopause, but good to know.

What can I say, that’s all I’m good at 🤷‍♀️

That would be me. I would tear into that fucker right on the drive home.

https://youtu.be/iGIMLzMMBuE

In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.

Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…

You stay away from my chicken!

You are totally right about that.

It always amuses me when local shops/restaurants give discounts to cops but not to mental health workers. Like, we often clean up trauma inflicted by cops. Get your priorities straight.

You first!

She probably did and was basically calling my bluff. Either way, it worked, and I crumbled like the liar I was.