It’s honestly disgusting how much “curing cancer” is exploited by powerful organizations and people to prey on the enormous suffering most people have experienced from cancer. Joe Biden promised to cure cancer in his presidency, then never followed up on it or mentioned it again. All these AI hucksters promised they would cure cancer with their AI, and we will never see that manifest into anything either because it was hot air to get investment hype. The more painful and destructive something is, the more capitalists can milk it for profits while maintaining the suffering and pain and attempting to sell an escape from it. They are actively dis-incentivized to cure cancer, that would be a massive profit loss. They need cancer to exist forever.
curing cancer would be a short-term profit spike so they’d go for it because fuck long term anything that’s the next CEO’s problem.
the real issue is that cancer isn’t one thing it’s 100 different things that need 100 different “cures” so the whole thing was empty from the beginning, no conspiracy required.
Maybe someday there will be a true cure for cancer but it’ll probably be some wild shit like retroviruses programmed to attack specifically your own cancer cells to turn on the apoptosis switch again. Modern therapies have come a really long way but it’s still like using a sledgehammer to do brain surgery.
there are crispr based therapies out right now that are tailored to the patients DNA like you say but it’s for specific cancers and really expensive.
The horny chatbot bit is just an excuse to steal every last bit of your personal info (age verification).
They will be deporting based on how (un-)wholesome your fetishes are.
i’ve discovered the cure for cancer and it’s a new digital coin 🚀
OpenAI is spending $400 billion over the next 4 years to build homes (data centers) for horny chat bots while your landlord jacks up 🫵your🫵 rent.
war economy to make the computer horny
Also the electricity for those data centers is subsidized by increasing the cost of electricity for residential consumers AND they’re still gonna paywall your new waifu
Wont someone think of the unhoused horny chatbots?
Imagine if instead of pouring a trillion dollars into making computers that only tell lies we put a trillion dollars into curing cancer
Yeah but I cant ERP with the cancer cure so who is to say whats a better use of ressources.
you dont now that, what if the cure for cancer is a horny sentient retrovirus?
What if the horny chatbots know how to cure cancer
What if being horny could cure cancer?
cancer would’ve been eradicated millenias ago if that was the cure
our case of horny is deeper in our genes than cancer ever could be
I nutted just right and now that one lump is gone
Is the bottleneck in cancer research intelligence though? Like, even if you had infinite mindpower available at near-zero cost, you’d still have to do basically the same amount of lab work. And that would cost basically the same amount of money and time.
AI cultists believe they can simulate lab experiments digitally
Just simulate an entire universe with checks notes a chatbot that would never get anything wrong whatsoever
This is literally a world building thing in the SciFi TTRPG Lancer.
Also the plot of Foundation
Just different priorities
For anyone who cares, perchance allowed you to gen spank images and horny chat with bots like 3 years ago.
yeah but now you can do it in the middle of your workday while vibe coding
it feels slightly more ethical to use their horny chatbots because it’s probalbly running on some Russian guy’s GPU rack

















