Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 days ago[JakeyBoi] No Rolls Herelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1607arrow-down110
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minus-squarehayvan@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·2 days agoNot with that attitude. When I dm id accept some uhm-ing, erm-ing fumbling players as buttery smooth talkers if they have the rolls.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoSo…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoWell, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20. I guess who am I to say no?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoI mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoFix what? He’s always been great, haha.
minus-squareKairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThe burns, did you fix the burns?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThey weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
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Not with that attitude. When I dm id accept some uhm-ing, erm-ing fumbling players as buttery smooth talkers if they have the rolls.
So…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
Do you not?
Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20.
I guess who am I to say no?
I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
Nice
I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
So, did you fix him?
Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
The burns, did you fix the burns?
They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night