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arrow-up1607arrow-down1image[JakeyBoi] No Rolls Herelemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 26 天前message-square61fedilink
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 天前So…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·25 天前Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20. I guess who am I to say no?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·25 天前I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 天前I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 天前Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 天前They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
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So…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
Do you not?
Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20.
I guess who am I to say no?
I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
Nice
I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
So, did you fix him?
Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
The burns, did you fix the burns?
They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night