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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 天前

Nobody's talking about kids wayward

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Nobody's talking about kids wayward

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 天前
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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Breast milk is full of nutrients that a combat solider needs on the battlefield.

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      The ideal American soldier is strong, hairless, and lactating.

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      Chat, is this real?

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        Age a few years before you try the internet again.

        And yes breast milk has nutrients, that’s the point of it.

        • Lucy :3@feddit.org
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          Username checks out.

    • robdor@lemmynsfw.com
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      26 天前

      Jane Cobb needs mudders milk

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        • AtariDump@lemmy.world
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          When do we get to go to the shitty planet where I’m a hero? -Wash

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    This shouldn’t need saying obvs but https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cnn-women-soldiers-breastfeed/

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      The fact that it’s a picture of Jessica Simpson from the movie Private Valentine should tip some people off. Oddly enough they photoshopped the pic to change her name from Valentine to Lena and added nips lol

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        Nipples are the chicken of the breast

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    Epic choice of stock photo here CNN people. The tiniest suggestion of visible nips.

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      So it wasn’t just me or my eyes.

      edit: zoom in, it’s more than a tiny suggestion

      • Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Movie is Private Valentine, Actress is Jessica Simpson. There’s more gratifying media of her online if that’s what you’re looking for

        Edit: Oh, and it seems those nipple bumps are not in the movie screenshots.

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          The only thing I can say about Jessica Simpson is that she might like mascara a bit too much, but ey, if she wants to keep up with her internal goth, who am I to criticize?

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            While I’m aware that she doesn’t do her make-up for my benefit, after a quick google I have to say I find her appearance kind of disturbing in an uncanny valley kind of way.

            She has very striking features and a super strong jaw-line.

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          Media of her in a uniform like that though??

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    • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
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      Not an actual CNN article, and the image is from a Jessica Simpson movie.

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      deleted by creator

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      Jim Carrey in that scene of “Me, Myself and Irene” NSFW

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        twice the watermark to indicate his double personality

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    Homelander?

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      Oi! Omlandah! You cunt!

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    Dwarf Fortress. Yes, my 1st axe has a newborn. And yes she’s going to take it with her into the field of battle.

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      Knowing dwarf fortress the baby is going to.some how manage to survive a forgotten beast with webs AND manage to kill it.

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    Rimworld has taught me children are useful for loading artillery.

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      it just taught me the value of hostages (as organ doners)

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        Found the Canadian

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        I love that using prisoners as a blood farm is a vanilla option in Rimworld lol

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    I’d assume it would improve morale.

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      Not for the women who get raped by other soldiers because of it.

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        They’re getting raped now anyway.

        So this particular issue is not relevant to the military’s rape problems.

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    If you had a kid on the battlefield, then it’s basically a miracle you have lactating military women that can handle their nutritional needs without digging into company rations

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    Well it would be rather irresponsible to leave the kids at home alone.

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    Are we sure she wasn’t working with ICE before this photo was taken?

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      Her face is uncovered

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        No one is talking about immigration and customs enforcement here.

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