I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you’re done with a black light and a mop…?

Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.

But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.

Boring perhaps but loads of experiences that are impractical IRL:

• Rally and circuit racing
• Flying various aircraft
• Explore non-Euclidian spaces
• Combat sports
• Perform cool roles in musical theatre
• Unload a barge like in those viral videos

I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn’t wear!

Create a Westworld-type environment.

Insert funny porn joke.

But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We’d hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I’d just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.

That’s it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.

Install Doom.

Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.

fire up Dark Souls

deactivate safety protocols

get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator

broadcast livestream to Romulan territory

Lol. Guys come on. It’s the first thing everyone would do.

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Have some fun with a bunch of Boimler clones.

Two chicks at the same time.

Run Resident Evil 2 on it