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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 天前

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Mixed Messages

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 天前
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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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    21 天前

    Maybe he just likes murder?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Murder is best served medium rare

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        21 天前

        Depends on the type of murder. Some is better medium, some is better rare.

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    He said meat is murder, not murder is bad, no mixed messaging here.

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      21 天前

      “My body is a graveyard.”

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  • ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Maybe he is checking out their salad offering? As in salad… singular.

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      The salad is the calf’s food. If you order a salad, they literally take the food from a calf and doesn’t eat anything else for the day. You monster

      • RogueBanana@piefed.zip
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        I am gonna eat salad for dinner cause I am feeling a little evil today.

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    Popplers energy. “Im willing to grant that its murder. The real question is who’s gonna stop me?”

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      21 天前

      https://youtube.com/watch?v=GOAS-g5EXUo

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    In case anyone is genuinely wondering, Morrissey is a singer with an album titled “Meat is Murder,” and this appears to be a shirt from when he was touring for that album. So the person wearing the shirt is not necessarily a vegetarian, he just listens to a singer who is.

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      Just a nitpick, Meat is Murder is a Smiths album, not Morrissey solo, and it came out over thirty years before this tour.

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        No you’re right, I should’ve mentioned that. Thanks for the clarification!

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    I miss when Morrissey was just a bit of a twat and not a full blown chucklefuck

  • FreeBeard@slrpnk.net
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    As a vegetarian I was in this situation just to order garlic bread 🤤

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    Tasty, tasty murder.

  • AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com
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    Frankly that is just embarrassing, he should fix the tag on his shirt, looks ridiculous.

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    Surely, he’s looking for the menu’s vegetarian offerings?

  • chellewalker@lemmy.ca
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    “God I love killing.”

    • Wilco@lemmy.zip
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      Looks like he is about to do a murder.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This is criminally vulgar.

    • nickiwest@lemmy.world
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      You shut your mouth …

      He is human and he needs to be loved, just like everybody else does.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      21 天前

      I mean… why does he come here?

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    What about their ribs? They don’t need those 🧌

  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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    He’s probably reminding himself why he hates meat.

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    One of my favorite rollerblade companies named Medium, i think, had a slogan “Meat is murder and muder tastes good.” I wanted that tshirt so bad. It had a Rat on it like the old fink rats but my memory of the mid nineties is a little foggy at this point, so who knows.

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