Close up of a cute puppy named PC, “please pick me.”
Switch to a little kitten named Mac, “no, pick me.”
Zoom out to the full picture, both animals are locked in amazon-branded cages, two greasy thugs watching over them, named Google and Meta: " we don’t give a fuck which, but you’re going in a cage with one of these two."
Close up of a cute puppy named PC, “please pick me.”
Switch to a little kitten named Mac, “no, pick me.”
Zoom out to the full picture, both animals are locked in amazon-branded cages, two greasy thugs watching over them, named Google and Meta: " we don’t give a fuck which, but you’re going in a cage with one of these two."