BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoAnd if you try to point them in that direction they go the other way.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1646arrow-down13
arrow-up1643arrow-down1imageAnd if you try to point them in that direction they go the other way.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squarescrion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·16 days agoIf you turn off the lights in the room and put a light in the direction they should go, they’ll never bother you again. Has never failed me. If you live in the city, opening a window and turning off the light, all screens etc. will get rid of them in under a minute.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72arrow-down1·16 days ago> mosquitos seeing open window “Don’t mind if I do.”
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·16 days agoAh, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·16 days agoFunny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agospiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·16 days ago get rid of mosquitoes Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·16 days agoJust light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
minus-squareImpound4017@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoThis post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots ✅ TRUE
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·16 days agoOh shoot! Yeah! Wait! I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris. Should be sweet as after that 👌 No, wait! Get your cat too! Before the match toss step. Okay. You should be good now.
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·16 days agoUnless they decide it’s time for a nap, and now it’s too dark to see them and chivvy them along out.
If you turn off the lights in the room and put a light in the direction they should go, they’ll never bother you again. Has never failed me.
If you live in the city, opening a window and turning off the light, all screens etc. will get rid of them in under a minute.
> mosquitos seeing open window
“Don’t mind if I do.”
Ah, but you can easily get rid of mosquitos by closing the window, running the gas for a while, and lighting a match.
Funny, that’s the same as my trick for spiders
spiders are bros, leave spider bro alone
Along with all other lifeforms in the house.
Just light yourself on fire a little bit at a time, incrementally increasing the amount of fire until you build an immunity.
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
This post has been fact checked by real Dunmeri patriots
✅ TRUE
Oh shoot! Yeah! Wait!
I forgot to mention you want throw the match into your house from outside. Then hit the ground immediately. You don’t want to look like some idiot getting killed by your own lounge room debris.
Should be sweet as after that 👌
No, wait! Get your cat too!
Before the match toss step.
Okay. You should be good now.
Unless they decide it’s time for a nap, and now it’s too dark to see them and chivvy them along out.