• Eq0@literature.cafe
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    2 days ago

    I’ll apologize first: Sorry, kind internet stranger, you walked right in one of my pet peeves. (Now I feel morally justified in starting my rant with a level of emotional involvement that is totally and admittedly unjustified)

    WOMEN’S POCKETS ARE A F****ING JOKE! Have you ever tried putting anything more that the glimmering sparkle of a summer night in a woman pants pocket? It either falls right off or tries to stab the kidney once the poor girl sits down. Usually both.

    Because pants need to be stupidly skinny and form fitting, not made for comfort or for carrying anything!

    My toddler’s pockets (2 years old) are bigger than mine!

    /end rant, feel free to ring me up for extra rants on the subject