damn thats like when you have a car that hasnt had regular transmission maintenance so now it has a bunch of debris and metal and gunk and shit floating around in there and at this point its too late to change the fluid because the gunk has become integral to the functioning of the transmission
Cop phenotype is not compatible with cardio
the arrestor becomes the cardiac arrested
workshop
I feel like there’s a better joke for police and “cardiac arrest” in there somewhere
Heart: “Officer, you’re under arrest.”
Pig:
real Patriots don’t resist arrest
probably a good infraction/infarction joke in there somewhere, too
im just picturing a donut on a stick with the stick held on a hat on the cops head so he can never actually reach it
vaxxed?
That’s frankly impressive to be that out of shape
i have the self-awareness not to make the attempt
Note the passive voice; US devotion to heart disease surpasses its veneration of security forces
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