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minus-squaremiz [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-26 days agothe arrestor becomes the cardiac arrested workshop I feel like there’s a better joke for police and “cardiac arrest” in there somewhere
minus-squareSuperZutsuki [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·6 days agoHeart: “Officer, you’re under arrest.” Pig:
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoreal Patriots don’t resist arrest
minus-squarecontext [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoprobably a good infraction/infarction joke in there somewhere, too
the arrestor becomes the cardiac arrested
workshop
I feel like there’s a better joke for police and “cardiac arrest” in there somewhere
Heart: “Officer, you’re under arrest.”
Pig:
real Patriots don’t resist arrest
probably a good infraction/infarction joke in there somewhere, too