“I was looking for my high school yearbook photo and Google Image didn’t have it! Google Image search doesn’t work and no one should use it!”

“I was trying to find a voicemail message from my late father on Spotify and I couldn’t find it! Spotify is useless!”

“I went to the dollar store to shop for low cost health care coverage and they didn’t have any! The dollar store is bad and no one should use it!”