- “This is the one I wore when I got shot. Did you ever get shot? I figured since you’re fighting a war… no? Well that’s alright. Not everybody has what it takes” - I choose to believe this is what he actually said - He should say it on live TV 
 
 
- one day we will have to productive capacity to make these in america 
- “These are my trophies. From Army.” - deleted by creator 
 
 
- “And we end the tour with the merch store. You look like a ‘4 more years’ man, just 69,99 or free after signing over the mineral rights to your entire country. Any takers?” 
- Salesman at the WhiteHouse grift shop trying to make a sale to tourists. 
- People tell me, “why dont you have a blue hat Donnie? The display would be so much more patriotic.” And I tell them, no. Blue is for Democrat losers. I want to eventually make the flag just white and red, the two greatest colors  - Or better yet, make it red, white, and gold. 
 
- See this zelenye? 4more years… thats how long your war and lifespan could extend if you wear this hat for me for the next four years 
- “I’ll give you a good deal on this one, 10% off your text tariff” - Who’s the guy behind the ZeLoser? - No news sources bring him up it seems, they only mention Macron and Zelensky. My guess is that it’s just one of the White House aides. 
 
- deleted by creator - I wonder if he is genuinely this unimaginative despite being tacky as fuck or if every single person trying to suck up to him with gifts is this braindead - little bit of column a little bit of column b. 
 
- circlejerk 
 You see Z it’s all about the merchandising. You see Z it’s all about the merchandising. where the real money of the grift is made. where the real money of the grift is made.- Originally I wanted Red White and Blue, but Miller stepped in and said MAKE IT BLACK! - And so said Stephen Stephen, no one is going to see the letters on a black background.  BLOOD AND SOIL BLOOD AND SOIL! NO QUARTER! KILL EM ALL! BLOOD AND SOOOO…OIL! BLOOD AND SOIL BLOOD AND SOIL! NO QUARTER! KILL EM ALL! BLOOD AND SOOOO…OIL!- OK, ok. Sheesh… he turned beet red like blood and started to so-oil his pants… I mean that sounds tough! A real passionate one here. My supporters love flying the all black AMERICAN flag so why not? They sell like hotcakes man! - Where’s your slogans, your brand? You gotta cash in on this because I tell ya, it ain’t going to last forever…although one can wish right? 
- American reindustrialization 
- And that’s my finest china. 
- I bet every story about this visit mentions his suit lmao 















