Backhendl is a German term for roast chicken (at least in some dialect), Friedhof means graveyard. Backhendlfriedhof is a derogatory term for fat person.

It wasn’t supposed to mimic a blowjob, he was complaining about mic stands being too short and him having to hunch over to be properly audible. It’s just way funnier without the context.

When cigarettes are just a bit too healthy.

“We are happy to announce that years after the development of the Torture Vortex, we have finally built the Agony Nexus from the cult novel WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORTURE VORTEX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? ANYWAY, DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BUILD THE AGONY NEXUS!”

The Mediterranean Sea isn’t exactly an ocean, but yeah, the point stands.

His entire career is based on doing stupid and dangerous things whilst afflicting maximum damage to himself for laughs. Like, that’s his entire thing.

He isn’t a bad person, he’s just a massive idiot. Many such cases.

Ah, the tried and true succdem tactic of “punching left” (at other succdems lmao). Worked great in Germany in the last 20s, the SPD secured power for eternity and Germany has achieved socialism.

Honestly, where is the lie?

Because their supposed moral superiority is so flagrantly undermined that they lash out. Genocide, to most people, is rather indefensible. If your cult leader is guilty of perpetrating/at the very least fully enabling and covering for it, it becomes rather clear that your support for them is not a moral or rational choice but rather, well, cultish. Most people do not like being confronted with their cognitive dissonances and thus act like this.

Ah, the classic arrow and sickle of communism.

Sounds like a bad idea to arm them with depleted uranium and cluster bombs if that’s the goal.

He knows it won’t happen.

I don’t think the DPRK wants to give an opportunity to basically any country in the world to plant spies. Considering the US used visits of the Atomic Energy Commission to infiltrate the DPRK in the 90s, welcoming thousands and thousands of difficult to vet corporate reps sounds like an open invitation for infiltration.

It’s not a pissing contest, but I still believe Nazi Germany takes the cake in that regard.

But… but… Galicia was judenfrei when he joined, he couldn’t have been a Nazi!

Just a small correction: a vassal is a person subservient to a feudal lord. A vessel is a container of some sort or a ship.

Oh, it contains TTX. I think cyanide can counteract this particular poison but don’t quote me on that.

Edit: turns out I misremembered and the counteracting poison is Batrachotoxin, which is used by the poison dart frog.

I mean, you shouldn’t lift aquatic creatures out of the water, ever, but what else is happening in this picture?