Straight women probably commit way more crime but get away with it more frequently. I know I do. Also where are the bi criminals? Are there none? Did we just solve crime?
You see, because bi people are a myth as far as the authorities are concerned, when a crime is committed they’re classified as straight men or lesbian women, but when they don’t commit crime they’re gay men and straight women.
That’s silly, imagining that people exist on a spectrum. Don’t you know everything in life is black and white, either or, binary?
The Kinsey scale only contains 0 and 6 for a reason. If there were any numbers between 0 and 6, people might think the world was complex and nuanced or something.
Straight women probably commit way more crime but get away with it more frequently. I know I do. Also where are the bi criminals? Are there none? Did we just solve crime?
Being bisexual is the perfect crime. /$
You see, because bi people are a myth as far as the authorities are concerned, when a crime is committed they’re classified as straight men or lesbian women, but when they don’t commit crime they’re gay men and straight women.
Psst, we’re using our invisibility to leave no trace while committing crime
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That’s silly, imagining that people exist on a spectrum. Don’t you know everything in life is black and white, either or, binary?
The Kinsey scale only contains 0 and 6 for a reason. If there were any numbers between 0 and 6, people might think the world was complex and nuanced or something.
I always forget which one is 6 and then guess wrong.
Bi people are too emotionally fulfilled to want to crime
I’m supposed to be emotionally fulfilled?
That’s the neat part, we aren’t.
👉 finger guns 👉
Yeah didn’t you install the latest updates yet? Since, like, patch 14.7.3, you should have a permanent sense of mild satisfaction.
Wtf I’m on 16.8.2W and I never got that feature.
Is it a hidden toggle somewhere?
Ah yeah, you’ll need to have a low-key buzz on for it to apply, and social anxiety kinda nerfs it