This will either be ass or busted, and I’m inclined to lean towards busted, assuming you can station while summoning sick like you can with crewing. Playing this t1 and tapping all your creatures when they ETB until this hits 12+ feels free in a meta where aggro doesn’t overrun you in 3 turns. Plus, artifact decks tend to make big creatures pretty quickly, and Tolarian Academy is OP pretty much everywhere.