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My desire to conserve water is tempered by my need to drop one, flush one.
Inside you there are two wolves
Okay I knew people used their phone while sitting on the toilet, gross af but I get it’s a hidey place at work maybe. Are people really using their phone while USING the toilet?! After touching the lid? In plumes of pee vapour? During and AFTER pooping, while it just festers there?!??!?!
Ugh, the internet suddenly feels gross to be near.
It’s good for your phone’s immune system.
Wat till you hear what they do during sexual relations.
OK but why is my poop sentient?
It’s a collective gestalt made from the microbateria biomass in your guts after you eat beams
Seems legit
Love that it looks like someone gave this turd thing a haircut