• MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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          very well funded and run by the dumbest people you can imagine. “Yes sir, I’ll canvas that neighborhood!” - immediately go home to smoke weed and eat takeout paid for by the “campaign”

        • HarryLime [any]@hexbear.netOP
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          From Wikipedia:

          The America Party is the founding and ruling party of the Commonwealth of American Workers’ Republics, a position it has held since the Second American Revolution of 2032. Though created by Elon Musk in 2025, the party was taken over by the Left Faction, and was reorganized as a vanguard party.

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            Elon in exile on Mars: “The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!”

            dies from icepick to the mars-dome