NPa [he/him]

uWu, notices your carotid artery * chomp *

🎶On the first eve of 9/11 we got a fascist bleeding free

On the day of 9/11 we got a school shooting killing teens

On the second day of 9/11 we got a sailor on a spree 🎶

Also:

Getting abandoned as a precocious tiny 30 year old, that must be so hard. I truly understand why she has to be a literal demon threatening to destroy the life of a woman that she almost killed already.

Spending the equivalent of decades of normal people’s wages to harass a woman and the only issue is that she might not be able pay for her house slave. Venture Capitalists are not human.

Ahh, that’s why he was so insistent about wanting to meet Kim when he visited the SK Prime Minister

Finland pinky promises to remove the swastikas from their air force flags (feel like they’ve promised that several times now)

“We could have continued with this flag, but sometimes awkward situations can arise with foreign visitors. It may be wise to live with the times,” Böhm [commander of the Karelia Air Wing] said.

“The world has changed, and we live according to the times. There has been no political pressure to do this,” he said.

Why has there been no political pressure to distance them from nazi imagery?

The swastika emblem was adopted by the Air Force in 1918, long before the German Nazi Party adopted it in the 1930s.

I see, so its totally unrelated … Wait I’m picking up a beeping noise from somewhere

The Finnish Air Force used it on aircraft until 1945.

Ok at least they learned from their mistakes and tried to rebrand…

The swastika was added to flags in the 1950s.

she survived an abusive relationship and provided entry-level jobs to troubled young women caught in the exploitative fashion industry, kiddo, maybe we can vote for someone better next time, when its not Ghislaine vs LITERALLY JEFFREY EPSTEIN BACK FROM THE DEAD

The Weeping Lurch is the Dr. Jekyll to Fetterman’s Mr. Hyde, he only comes out when you bonk him just right.

the kinda look you give your friend when they discover the secret murder-dungeon in your house

Ara ara, Aragorn-kun

Illegal deforestation: Accusation that Brazil is not effectively combating illegal deforestation,

finally taking deforestation seriously

harming American competitors in the agricultural and timber sectors.

It’s just because they want to do the deforestation themselves

“The IDF told me their tanks keep getting blown up in Gaza, so I asked how many tanks they have, and they told me they just go to the depot and get a new tank and send it into Gaza with no infantry cover, so I said it sounds like you’re just feeding Merkavas to the Resistance and the 12 year old brigadier general started crying.”

Elon in exile on Mars: “The America Party is now nothing but a removed Billionaires Party! It claims to represent the jetski dealerships and the franchisees, tech moguls and oligarchs, but really, it serves the filthy proletariat. Every week I see further evidence of wealth trickling down, enriching the parasitic ruling classes - baristas, journalists and the like - subsidizing useless eaters, in other words! They will never achieve global capitalism and must be opposed by any means necessary!”

dies from icepick to the mars-dome

US Army seeing Palestine Action Chads sabotaging RAF planes using E-bikes ✍️✍️✍️

I have not been arguing that. America is a fucking mess right now, and I’m afraid that it may be the end for it.

Good!

[…], I naively optimistic that we will eventually take out nation back, and force it to follow the positive philosophy that is supposed to be our foundation.

what’s needed is to take your nation out back and put it down like the rabid dog it is

I see, the Mentally Ill Foreigners are conspiring to steal the constitution and make America into a failed state like Libya and all we have to do is to purge the weak and imbecilic race-traito- I mean anti-democratic populists and then the Republic will be restored to its former glory! Huzzah!

The lawless Soviets are killing our brave and innocent settlers in Ukraine and Poland; Wir müssen das Völkerrecht respektieren!

“Look boss, I’ll invade Iran for you, but I’m not doing it sober”.

its secret antigrav ufo time