I see, the Mentally Ill Foreigners are conspiring to steal the constitution and make America into a failed state like Libya and all we have to do is to purge the weak and imbecilic race-traito- I mean anti-democratic populists and then the Republic will be restored to its former glory! Huzzah! 
The lawless Soviets are killing our brave and innocent settlers in Ukraine and Poland; Wir müssen das Völkerrecht respektieren! 
“Look boss, I’ll invade Iran for you, but I’m not doing it sober”.
its secret antigrav ufo time
I’m still convinced they have some fake ass MKultra footage designed to make people hella traumatized, like they did with a bunch of journalists at the start of the war. Like real gruesome deep faked video of kids getting murdered or something.
Greta D. Thunberg
oh ok very cool mr musk
You’re an optimist huh
Xeni Jardin energy
It’s the hitler particle making itself known
The EU should be a semi-autonomous province of China 
I can’t believe Assad Saddam the Sudanese Government would do this 
but it’s trump pressing a button labeled tariffs
Oh no the widdle politician wanted power really really bad and didnt get it, does baby want a binky? 🍼 Does baby want uppies? 
Maybe a nice well paid lobbyist position? 
I mean, it’s right there:
We’re gonna get democrat-branded horse paste within the year
It is the choices of individuals that will make the new American Golden Age possible: the choice of individuals to master the sclerosis of the state, and the choice of individuals to craft new technologies and give themselves to scientific discoveries that will bend time and space, make more with less, and drive us further into the endless frontier
Has the exact same cadence as:
“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God’s blessing, but because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence”
But tbf it’s probably straight out of chatgpt
Obviously he was into feet
Good!
what’s needed is to take your nation out back and put it down like the rabid dog it is