NPa [he/him]

The company has fabricated stories, including claims that Europe will face power outages and a shortage of fever-reducing medicine, which will result in “a surge in child mortality,” according to a draft of an influence campaign.

The medicine thing literally happened though? perhaps a global pandemic (that we have now completely memory-holed) has had an impact on the availability of medicine?

and power did get prohibitively expensive for many people? Dastardly Russians with their accurate reporting of current events.

“Why do the Russian intelligence services feel the need to remind westerners that nuclear war is a bad thing? Is it because we are worshipping at the altar of Death and no longer fear the warm embrace of Hellfire? NO! the russians are trying to steal our bodily fluids!”

Listen, we should fake a catastrophic collapse, send all the billionaires into their bunkers (if they do not have a bunker, the state will build them one). Once they’re siloed off, control all information coming into the bunkers to maintain the illusion of the apocalypse. Meanwhile, we clean up the world and dismantle any vestiges of capitalism, build utopia etc., at which point we make contact with the now feral remnants of the billionaire class, tell them everything we did, show them around a wonderful world free of want and pain, make them confront the fact that they were the ones holding humanity back.

nah its a pretty hinged position to take if you want to isolate and destroy Russia+China, make all their friends into your friends, so you can feed your friends (formerly their friends) into the woodchipper of proxy war.

Surviving several hundred assassination attempts because your would-be murderers are incompetent losers

honestly I think the world was just a very different place back when they had their most successful operations. The US had a massive technological advantage over the often very unstable former colonies and war-torn countries rebuilding after the war, borders were looser, electronic surveillance not really an option for many third-world countries. Like, back then, a CIA hit squad could just bring a bunch of guns on a commercial flight, sexually harass the stewardesses, get drunk and pop a few quaaludes, assassinate an African head of state and be back on base by lunch. Can’t do that anymore, because of woke.

anyway

probably planning war crimes on a scale previously unthinkable, nuclear exchanges, biological warfare etc.

the US will probably kill 100 million Chinese and then beg the CPC for mercy when faced with an army of a billion

fucking incredible how in the same breath she clearly enumerates exactly how many Israelis were BRUTALLY MURDERED and SA’ed by the wild hordes of Hamas, and then go on to mention an unspecified number of unfortunate Palestinians that lost their life due to mysterious kinetic circumstances. How many, KKKamala? How many Palestinian children?

wdym we already have Jewish Kanye

A problem that remains unsolvable because of everyone’s refusal to abandon their own ideological biases.

If only people could become less polarized they would be perfect little centrists like me, not a single ideology rattling around my skull. No biases here, no siree.

So the region just devolves into two groups slaughtering each other

It’s just tribalism and religion, no need to look at who colonized who, land ownership is just vibes after all (except when it’s ordained by God or the British), a six year old Gazan kid who gets pasted onto a wall by a 500 pound bomb is just as bad as the guy dropping said bomb

It also had a very clear objective that was limited in scope (capture PoW and hostages to trade for Palestinians currently held in rape/torture-camps where they get surgery without anesthetics and often aren’t even charged with anything) so not a futile attempt at vengeance or terrorism, but a guerilla/military action against an armed occupying force aimed in the service of liberation. Fully justified under international law

compare that to the IDF’s response which is collective punishment, genocidal actions, carpet-bombing entire neighborhoods, killing hostages, torturing doctors, murdering aid-workers and journalists and ramping up general settler violence in the West Bank and other places.

It’s abundantly clear who the worst actor is here.

(holding the mass shooter’s gun when he gets tired also you bought the gun for him) “I’m working tirelessly to end this terrible situation!”

I will not

You WILL buy Israeli-made goods (mostly mdma, soda machines, snuff films and rifles with the scope preset to child height) or you WILL be prosecuted.

You WILL fly a one-person Cessna over an area covered in trigger-happy anti-aircraft installations and rocket-wielding resistance fighters.

You WILL listen to Matisyahu, the greatest living Jewish American reggae singer, rapper and beatboxer!

He then made a Z with his arms and said Slava Rossiya Forever. That’s the kind of pop-cultural crossover that I can celebrate.

It says on DR: “Two bottles of traditional Chinese liquor”

So probably baijiu I think

you mean the 4 am calls to his guy to re-up followed by crashing at 7 am and getting a single hours sleep before boarding a plane to Tahiti to ask for one trillion dollars?

and a $1000 tax rebate for gas chambers operating for more than four years in a disadvantaged community

this is a core memory for him. this reddit pig probably doesn’t remember his mothers birthday, but he can vividly recall one time he almost got someone killed for petty theft

If the police need to come down hard on those people, so be it.

mf’er watches the rodney king tape with a boaner