Why?
Afraid to become spongesexual by accident?
I wish I had your problems!
He’s a sponge
If you shove the bar up your crack instead of lathering a washcloth, you’ve got some thinking to do. Preferably not while the water is still running.
No judgement, just stop lying to yourself. It’s ok.
Agreed. Do people actually directly put bars of soap between their ass cheeks? A quite disturbing thought
Bad Dragon has entered the chat
FYI: “disturbing” is a judgement, so let’s not.
A fair judgement. Other people using that soap, at least, are free to judge
Nope. That’s some dopey soap cope, right there, son.
What anyone does with their soap is their business. Full stop.
In fact, I hope I made that clear, above. I merely suggested that one consider the fact that slippin’ a soapy bar in & out in the privacy of bathtime miiiight be cause for contemplation — and maybe even personal growth, who knows?
Have good, clean, consensual fun, y’all. 🤘🏼🌈
You made this a very weird conversation. I had nothing sexual in mind whatsoever
Wrong again, kiddo, but thanks for playing. Run along now.
And even weirder
Personally I cannot abide papyrus
SpongeBob looks happy about it. Who an I to judge?
I’d shove it so far up there…
Bro doesn’t know how to lather with a bar of soap 💀
Speak for yourself. 5 for me please
Mr. Crabs! I’ve…seen things.
You relatives say hello, Mr. crabs
Decorative soap is weird.
