This is top shelf.

We should, and it should be called the Logan’s Run law, to give them something to think about

Men will overthrow the government rather than go to therapy

Incredibly on point. A bit bone chilling actually

Downvote farmer detected

Remain straight on QC challenge (nightmare mode)

This is the DC equivalent of saying “…in Minecraft”

I just don’t see how that translates to the game board as it stands without a world war ensuing. There are enough nuclear powers in the world that someone is popping off before we get there.

So you’re imagining a stable power vacuum as the greatest superpower in history willfully shrinks due to the leadership of a foreign asset?

Respectfully, why?

WWIII was already about to happen, now the spinning plates are being handed to the closest thing we’ve got to the antichrist. Sorry for sounding bothered

Legit the hottest way I’ve ever heard anal described, wtf

That ain’t me, I barely post… Though I do sometimes say too much.

A lot more ink is going to be spilled on this as it unfolds, and that too is what the people voted for - drama.

You think I’m being melodramatic? Historians make careers on turning points like this. We can never know exactly what will happen next, but we can at least be sure that normality is not on the menu.

My ability to say snarky things about this is dwarfed by its inherent madness

This election is likely going to be looked back on as the point when things became completely untenable in the 21st century. The American empire will implode, billions will suffer, the climate emergency will accelerate to maximum, and geopolitical dynamics will become incredibly unstable. Shit is about to go fully awry. This was it, and the people who are already bored about it have played no small part in getting us here.

Tea is a globally consumed drink that predates the country that made the country she’s from, so “let’s be honest” there’s no excuse. It’s nearly as severe as never having heard of pepper.

Cheers. One shop I worked at split tips with everyone, even the dish pit. That was fucking legit. I had to get out though, food stops being fun cooking for strangers.

I was back of house, so I have difficulty with this. Forget tipping people with the IQ of a crayon for shit I don’t want.