You get what you pay for, and the only people willing to babysit that many toddlers for free are commies!

Red nap mats, and blankets with a Soviet flag design on them! Consistent lessons on sharing the toys! Naptime story each day is read out of Lenin’s collected works! Everyone has to do their share cleaning up the toys at end of day! Lots of plush grizzly bears and panda bears, no other plushies in the toy bins! Most of the toys are “roleplay grownup jobs” type playthings, complete with a dress up box full of stereotypical job uniforms! There’s a portrait of Stalin hung in every room! The front hallway corkboard decorated with the children’s drawings is full of commie symbols and crude crayon depictions of Soviet leaders!

But hey, at least desperate working parents don’t have to pay for it! Sure, you have to deal with a baby Red after work, but if you can’t afford a daycare that’ll teach capitalist propaganda or religious values instead, it might seem worth it!

(Maybe we’d end up with less liberals if the majority of children ended up in places like that because they have two working parents who can’t afford pricier childcare.)