I wish we lived in more enlightened times.
People probably just assumed it was another Space X rocket.
No no those explode on the launch pad now.
That’s much more efficient. And easier to track.
Peasants are always superstitious, and the appearance of a comet in the sky has caused panic among our people. They are convinced that this is a sign that the end of times is near or that something bad is going to happen in the near future.
A sign from the heavens. These are dire times. Inform the king
a perfect time for a -1 stab hit
i was twelve minutes too late
New Jersey Drone Aliens Season 2 Let’s go!
"I’m here in the wilds of New Jersey. It’s like the Pine Barrens episode of the Sopranos but much, much worse and super-spooky. You might be wondering why I’m whispering. Well, why do you think? They can hear us…"
WHY WOULD GYNA DO THIS TO US
disappointed they did not
Vaxxed??
moment
Tbf I’d just as much expect a missile as a meteor, nowadays.
A little piece of it broke off and shot through somebody’s roof
Apparently someone was in the house but just happened to not be standing in that spotLooks like a really dope asbestos ceiling, too.
It was a popular style for a pretty long time in this area. House I grew up it was built in the mid 90s and still had a ceiling like this
It’s all awful, patchy popcorn/spray sand ceilings by me. It’s like they just can’t help themselves. Same thing with super ugly vinyl siding. Amazingly tacky new constructions that look like they’re trying to market to people who haven’t realized it’s no longer 1989. Also they’re all at least 40% garage.
There’s a house a few blocks away from me that seems to be a studio apartment for Lightning McQueen. It’s just a giant garage/living room, and the only interior walls separate off the bathroom and kitchen. It boggles the mind. Are you supposed to sleep in your car, inside your house?