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minus-squareShayeta@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·5 days ago“We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components.” x months pass “Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!”
minus-squareShayeta@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoThe project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done. But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the “boring part” and no time for “the rest of the project”, darn it! :(
minus-square0x0@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoI to sprinkle sarcasm and get fired. It’s my soft skill.
“We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components.”
x months pass
“Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!”
Hey, do I work for you?
The project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done.
But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the “boring part” and no time for “the rest of the project”, darn it! :(
I to sprinkle sarcasm and get fired. It’s my soft skill.
You do now!