When we’re home, we want people to think we’re away. Like solicitors or uninvited guests

When we’re away we want people to think we’re home. Like robbers or vandals

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 days ago

    I too have a no soliciting sign, though I don’t think anyone has ever walked up, read it, and turned around. Instead, when I open the door, I mention the company they represent should start doing literacy tests, point at the sign, and tell them to get the fuck off my porch. I know that ignoring them is an option, but so is throwing rocks, soooo…