- Because that would be too corny 
- A maizing mazing question. 
- As someone who lives solidly in corn maze country, this is a well used joke whenever the topic of corn mazes comes up. Which means I hear it about twice a week throughout the fall. - Rookie numbers. 
 
- One of the biggest, most famous corn maze attractions is called The Amazing Maize Maze - Been around since before SSL 
 
- They should just call it a maize. 
- Because they were made from sheafs of wheat in the past. - “Corn” was the name for any grain in Britain. 
- Actually I went to one yearly in my childhood called the Maize Maze. Not in the US though. 
- The ways of this amazing maize maze will make you praise for days til you’re in a glaze haze - Says you. - I says 
 
 
- Because maize maze sounds like the start of a tongue-twister and Americans are lazy with talking. - "is it just a maize maze? or, is it, like, a real maize maze maze? 
 
- What an amaizing shower thought 
- A maize labyrinth would be better - Only if there’s one path, no dead ends. A maze branches, a labyrinth doesn’t and only winds around as one long path. 
 
- I think you mean a maize labyrinth 
- Because finding your way out is a real cornundrum 
- Because that would be confusing 
- Ma(i)ze ² - You made me realize a Maize Maze has a real part and an imaginary part. 
 






