Honestly, the more that I think about it the more like the intro. It’s almost like a warning that you are about to watch America in Space - Bush Apologist Edition instead of Star Trek.
PRO: What if temporal paradoxes had feelings?
“IiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiIIII’m hooked on a feelin’ I’m high on believin’ That you’re in love with me.”
is the only song stuck in my head now.
Disco: What if everyone had feelings ALL THE TIME
What if the ship had feelings once or twice where plot critical?
Fucking dead laughing.
Disco: what if mushrooms had feelings? (I would have went with tardigrades, but that didn’t last long enough). This might be better as what if feelings had feelings.
SNW: what if hair had feelings?
I was going to say “What if gays had feelings” for DSC considering they finally put in some fuckin’ representation for us. SNW is still the same. Picard and Prodigy could both be arguably called “What if nostalgia had feelings?”
Lower decks: what if the viewers had feelings?
“What if a Badge had feelings” being the subtitle
What if bones had feelings Ɛ(́◔ ω ◔)3
SNW: what if hair had feelings?
The show has forever been altered in my mind.
I’ve been watching Enterprise now for the past few months. I take a walk on my treadmill just about every day for 45 minutes and every time I watch another episode of Enterprise.
Season 1 and 2 intro songs were interesting but when they changed the tempo and beat in season 3, now I literally dance for the first minute of my walk as I swagger and move on my treadmill to start my walk.
My greatest fears now is that when I die … one of the last things I’ll hear as my memories disappear is … “It’s been a long road …”
Also ENT: What if decon gel had feelings.
Every Star Trek needs their non-human learning to human.
(This is way funnier when you realize that this image is from the show Being Human, proper UK version)
I am so glad I watched ENT in streaming format. I only suffered through the song two or three times, so it isn’t burned in.
Suffer? It’s a fucking masterpiece.
Please tell me you didn’t miss the Mirror Universe intros?
The intro to the first two seasons was amazing. But the upbeat change for seasons three & four took the theme from the best ST opening theme to the worst.
Heh. Well I might go back for it but I skipped the intro every time after the first, except when I was making popcorn or something, then I only had to listen until I finished diving for the mouse.
Oh the Mirror Universe ones were great, they shift the tone from showing us leaving earth and exploring space to wars and conquering space. Was a great little touch of detail to set the episodes apart.
Oh, good gravy, I feel like I did watch that intro when I saw that it was different. I watched that series quite a few years ago and I have a terrible memory. It might be time to delve into that chronological Trek marathon I have been threatening myself with ever since my co-workier did one a couple years ago.
Don’t forget ENT asking ”What if human and vulcan had horny feelings for each other“
Ah, but TOS did it first.
You Spock/McCoy fanfic doesn’t count.
spoiler
It came after ENT.
Feelings all over the corridor, inside the warp core, dripping from Worf’s bat’leth. That’s the real reason Wesley Crusher had to leave the enterprise.
VOY is a weird way to spell Red Dwarf.
ha ha I’m immune to your spells, I stopped watching 20 years ago
