How do you just forget you ordered a delivery like this? How can you see a guy in your driveway 45 minutes after placing a delivery order and not think, “hey that’s probably the delivery driver?” How is your first thought to tell your husband to grab the gun, and not to help bring the groceries in? No part of this makes any rational sense.
If the PD collectively had two brain cells to rub together, they’d realize this couple didn’t order groceries, they ordered a murder victim.
Maybe it does after scrambling your brain with a few rounds of unvaccinated COVID, thousands of hours of Fox news, endless scrolling through Facebook, and a garnish of microplastics, lead, and various forever chemicals
How do you just forget you ordered a delivery like this? How can you see a guy in your driveway 45 minutes after placing a delivery order and not think, “hey that’s probably the delivery driver?” How is your first thought to tell your husband to grab the gun, and not to help bring the groceries in? No part of this makes any rational sense.
If the PD collectively had two brain cells to rub together, they’d realize this couple didn’t order groceries, they ordered a murder victim.
Maybe it does after scrambling your brain with a few rounds of unvaccinated COVID, thousands of hours of Fox news, endless scrolling through Facebook, and a garnish of microplastics, lead, and various forever chemicals
Weed