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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days ago

JD Vance killed the Pope

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JD Vance killed the Pope

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days ago
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https://xcancel.com/VaticanNews/status/1914226689065865254

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  • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    imagine spending your last day on earth with JD vance

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      avgn-horror

      • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        21 days ago

        JD vance? more like shitty pants! what a steaming pile of fuck!!!

  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    He should have said thank you jaby-vance

  • Boynomoder [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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    There is a small conspiratorial part of my brain that thinks this is true

  • Sulv [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    Removed by mod

  • nothx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    He probably died of cringe after JD Vance asked if the pope had any games on his iPad.

    • Redcuban1959 [any]@hexbear.net
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      The Pope only had Undertale ooooooooooooooh

  • Fishroot [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I am hearing that on his deathbed Pope Francis received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet!

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      he was already maxed out in christian, i dont see why he wouldnt try something new

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    4/21 at 88 = 1488 * 2

    It’s a sign!

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      Over there (and most places) it’s 21/4 - Earth Day - 2025.

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        I knew someone would call me on the Amerikkkan formatting, for not much reason in this case. The numbers are all there. It’s also a joke.

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      deleted by creator

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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        :numberwang:

      • isame [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Oh shit.

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        He became pope in 2013 so not true, but I want to believe.

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    I see JD Vance graduated from the Liz Truss Academy of Greeting Heads of State

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    he made the pope watch him fuck some old couch from like the 12 century.

    spiritual devastation.

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    killed killed killed killed killed a pope

    killed killed killed killed killed a pope

    JD Vance, he killed a pope

    last ni a i ight i a i ight

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    What upsets me the most is how smug and satisfied this probably made him.

    like he probably thinks “I did that with my mind fuck yeah” and is going to go make memes about it on anon accounts to his groyper tradcath discord friends

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        beautiful

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    The Pope wears women’s clothes, not a well fitting suit like the leaders of the free world, he deserved it

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    Liz Truss visits the Queen!

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