Nearly 250 years after America cast off the shackles of empire by declaring independence from Great Britain, President Donald Trump appears inclined to take a small step back towards the warm embrace of the British monarchy by accepting an invitation from King Charles III for the United States to join the Commonwealth of Nations.
The King is reportedly preparing to extend the offer of “associate membership” in the voluntary association of 56 nations, most of which have history as former British colonies. And Trump, it seems, is open to the idea.
Writing on his Truth Social platform while sharing an article referencing the unprecedented offer, Trump said: “I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!”
King Harry & Queen Megan of the 13 and more colonies? Americans already love the royals so why not
Okay how tf am I not in the fakenews comm
Oh please please please do it it’d be so fucking funny. The culture shock when burger brains have to start calling chips “crisps”, “tesco”, oi m8! all that jazz will be too much.
Being a Commonwealth country mostly amounts to participating in a second rate Olympics that even people who live in those countries forget exists until there’s a stadium being built for it where they live.
There’s some preferential work visas among them as well. Would be easier to move to Australia or Aotearoa to work.
Oh God yes please.
Let me just fuck off to Scotland and finally be free of 4chan: the country.
Trump did make “English” the USA’s offical language.
The divine right of the king WILL be restored
They all thought he was a Russian puppet, working for Putin. But Charles was the foreign influence all along!
When we needed her most she vanished
She didn’t vanish, she was just chillin at CPAC
spoiler
Truss the Plan!
does this mean we get a new
on our currencyIt’s Lyndon Larouche’s world, we’re all just living in it.
how is this not in the fakenews comm??
Neo-feudalism
Paleo-feudalismmost importantly, will a new type of guy be unlocked? man who supported trump until he “betrayed 1776”? or have all the jeffersonian yeomen fallen
Guy who opposed Trump for the fascism but changed his tune because being part of the British commonwealth makes them sound more Yuropean
Why wasn’t this on the 2025 Hexbear Bingo?
Not even we could lathe this
So much for the Republican party.
”There’s no common wealth in the Commonwealth”
what???
