• plinky [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    10 months ago

    should have been tiktok corrupting innocent youth from life of drunk driving and traumatic procedures for girlfriends

  • SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net
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    9 months ago

    Okay, true story from my trashy punk phase

    (CW: discussion of sex)

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    One time I hooked up with this crustie girl and the condom broke, and she was a bit freaked out but I was like “no worries I’ll just drive us to Walgreens and get Plan B”.

    After we got there and I bought it she was like: “Wow thanks, usually when this happens I gotta buy the pill myself” cuz apparently most crustie dudes are too broke to drop $60 on a no-baby pill.

  • I like the image of a guy in a firebird sitting in the parking lot of an abobo clinic, windows down, littering, and listening to Bachman Turner Overdrive’s biggest hit really loud.

    it feels like an early scene out of a movie to establish characterization as “an asshole”.