• HollowNaught@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The most op power in my eyes is super speed. You basically get infinite, on demand mass, strength and endurance, and can (assuming you can go really fast) time travel

    That being said, the only super power I’d ever want is the ability to create fast-acting hormones of my choosing, with my nails acting as syringes when willed to be able to inject or secrete them

    AKA Emporio Ivankov

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    9 days ago

    teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don’t even remember my name or how long I’ve been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

  • Tedesche@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

    Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.

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    9 days ago

    Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

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      8 days ago

      I recently realized how much I say my password in my head while typing it. For me, I’d swap invulnerable with telepathy and steal all the passwords!

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        8 days ago

        Even if “immortality” is the sucky kind, invulnerability kind of implies that you’re immune to the aging process.

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          The fact that invulnerability is on the list strongly implys that “immortality” just means agelessness.

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          Can’t wait to spend trillions of years floating in the vacuum of space or crushed inside a black hole while unable to die. Immortality is the worst possible curse, not a super power.

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    8 days ago

    I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…

    Anyway

    Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

    I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

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      Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I’m sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

      Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.

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        7 days ago

        Methinks eventually going completely nuts is part and parcel of the supervillain lifestyle

        I know what I signed up for.

        Now all I need is a hero type who will antagonise me and mess with my plans… But never kill me or take my wealth to reduce my power. And also we’ll have a rivalry that borders on the homoerotic sexual tension.

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    8 days ago

    Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

    I’m the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

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        8 days ago

        That depends on what chameleon means exactly. Does it let you change color, is it more like a predator cloak, or is it like being an octopus, or is it more like being able to blend in through body language and pheromones and become kind of hidden, or being a social chameleon who can fit into any circumstances. It’s kind of a vague word without any more description.

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        That would mean you could turn into an attractive form but you wouldn’t be inherently attractive in your own.

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          Shapeshifting doesn’t have any limitations in this picture, so you might as well choose a form and stick to it as your new standard. The chameleon might only function as a kind of makeup, where you temporarily hide your blemishes, I’m not sure.